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Juno (as she grows large with child):
"I'm a legend, you know. They call me the cautionary whale."

Paulie Bleeker (Michael Cera):
"I know you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV and The Blair Witch project was coming on Starz.

Bren MacGuff (Allison Janney) :
"I think kids get bored and they have intercourse."

Bren:
"Doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream."

Juno (to Leah):
"I'm a sacred vessel, all right? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell."